jerkidiot:

I’ve been really angsty on twitter lately









michaxl:

can bob the builder fix my crumbling life







My family is from Nigeria, and my full name is Uzoamaka, which means “The road is good.” Quick lesson: My tribe is Igbo, and you name your kid something that tells your history and hopefully predicts your future. So anyway, in grade school, because my last name started with an A, I was the first in roll call, and nobody ever knew how to pronounce it. So I went home and asked my mother if I could be called Zoe. I remember she was cooking, and in her Nigerian accent she said, “Why?” I said, “Nobody can pronounce it.” Without missing a beat, she said, “If they can learn to say Tchaikovsky and Michelangelo and Dostoyevsky, they can learn to say Uzoamaka.”



I’d rather focus on the positive stuff. [X]



ehehehelokid:

nooby-banana:

handsoffmysmuppets:

aradiyeah:

tacoposey:

what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links

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let’s do this guys

There’s even an opening sequence omg

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SO THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING GUYS





tyleroakley:

gr4ceffa:

this video was a ride from start to finish

literal hero





punnier:

that fufu lame shit, i aint with it

i’ll send some shots at yo fitted

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swag bitch



if you consider a woman less pure after you’ve touched her maybe you should take a look at your hands

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I will never not reblog this

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