"keep on eating the pies, love!" men are so lovely to me it’s unreal :)



takeyou:

the worst thing is when you’re super excited to talk to someone and they just kinda brush you off 



my eyebrows are sO FUCKING UNEVEN I HATE THEM SO MUCH





licensetocannibalize:

hannibal gets so offended of being accused of things he actually did





c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
SUPER IMPORTANT
BEST TIP
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this



sniffing:

me trying to participate in sports



bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment





if you make fun of me once then i will probably think about it for the rest of my life so thank you



demifukawa:

that one mutual u check for every time u lose a follower





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