"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"
wouldn’t it be HILARIOUS if I put my education on Facebook as Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry???? wouldn’t that be so fresh???
i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7
fuck all the rest of them can we talk about this one
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
HER FACE JUST SCREAMS THAT SHE’S GOING TO KILL HIM